Perky McBust's JizzSheets™ *new*

Tired of the embarassing aftermath of masturbation and sex? Well, you should be!

But don't despair, now we have the ultimate solution for YOU!

Hide wet patches and squirting misdemeanours with the fantastic new 'Perky McBust' range of 'JizzSheets'™.

Each linen set contains technologically enhanced plasticated Egyptian cotton-feel fibres, each strand woven with our unique patented trademark JizzHands™.

JizzHands™ is the result of years of hard work from the boys and girls in our SexyLabs R&D Department. No mess, no fuss! Buy Now!