Life would be

a million times better if there were piñatas strategically placed throughout the day.

Piñatas Everywhere!

And so Piñatas Everywhere! was born.

We come to you, your work, your home, and map out your daily life to prepare you for the best we have to offer.

Once we feel we've stalked you sufficiently, you can choose from any of our extensive packages to suit your budget.

Our strategically placed piñatas will give you the ultimate in daily satisfaction as you hold aloft our mighty piñata stick and smash your way through the pent-up frustration of your life.

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